there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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