Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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