bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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