I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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