honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
