Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
that is very illegal...i love you.
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