8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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