Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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