The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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