Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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