I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need water and some morals
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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