is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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