If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening