We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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