Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.