batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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