Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he thought i was a dude.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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