Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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