yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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