she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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