no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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