I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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