Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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