Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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