my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
