My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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