they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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