I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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