I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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