I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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