No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex