I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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