Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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