We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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