he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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