tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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