I only kidnapped one of them. chill
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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