I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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