apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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