Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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