nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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