Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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