and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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