Apparently you make a good broom.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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