i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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