i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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