I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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