I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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