I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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