you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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