But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
