better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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