yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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