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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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• (212): View more from New York

  that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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• (209): View more from California

  he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick

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• (713): View more from Texas

  she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.

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  Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?

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• (415): View more from California

  Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians

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  Does the penis have a genital wart?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.

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