Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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