oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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